im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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