Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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