we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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