Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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