i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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