shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize