Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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