The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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