very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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