so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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