She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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