I want to stick my p in your. b.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Ladies don't puke and tell
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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