IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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