Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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