what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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