So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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