he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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