I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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