Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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