the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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