the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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