um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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