Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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