I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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