so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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