the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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