dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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