I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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