they need to just BURY HIM!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
