it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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