i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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