Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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