I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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