She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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