i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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