We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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