I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
