I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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