he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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