careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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