i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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