One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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