i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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