So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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