Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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