one might say we're banned from that church
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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