May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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