Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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