Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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