dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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