Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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