Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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