I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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