scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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