It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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