He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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