she woke up with a sticky ear
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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